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Friday, August 10, 2012

And now, #12

What's your favorite stupid joke? Please don't post anything racial or off-color or otherwise sick and wrong. Think about the kind of jokes kids tell each other. Yeah, that's what I'm looking for.

What's red and green and goes 90 miles an hour? Frog in a blender.
What do you call it when you add an egg? Frog nog.
What happens when you drink it? You croak.

How can you tell if there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Either the door won't close, or there are footprints in the butter.

That kind of joke. The one that makes me spurt milk out my nose wins this:
Isn't it adorable? It's a Cthulhu cat toy complete with jingle bell ball inside. Now your cat can pretend to have ultimate cosmic powers by repeatedly killing the ancient god of evil and chaos. Crocheted from 100% cheap yarn, it doesn't have any little bits for your cat to bite off and choke on. It does have wings, but it doesn't fly.

Warning: If the real Chtulhu becomes offended and decides to pay you a visit, I will not be held responsible for your drooling, incontinent, brain-dead body.