Several years ago, a heartburn medicine company had an ad campaign that featured a man sleeping. He suddenly sits up. His wife asks, very concerned, "What's wrong, honey?" He opens his mouth and...
Breathes fire. She pats his arm. "Heartburn, again?"
My then 2yo son, looked at me, eyes wide, and said, "Mommy, I want heartburn!"
I love the innocence and wonder of children.