Pimp My Book!

Welcome to the first episode of Pimp My Book! Where I take something like this:

And turn it into something like this:

Now I'm going to have to find all those tacky rhinestones and do it to a book for real. Who would want to win a paperback copy of Dark Dancer covered in rhinestone bling? If I get enough comments on this post, I'll go find my glue dots and sparkly stuff and do it. How many comments is enough for that to happen? You tell me.