tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543888125445678948.post4671353182060028210..comments2023-08-11T09:48:43.441-07:00Comments on The Far Edge of Normal: And now, #12Jaleta Clegghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05442641418941475763noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543888125445678948.post-12972773325473975962012-08-14T13:40:12.461-07:002012-08-14T13:40:12.461-07:00Remember this one?
Why did the chicken cross the ...Remember this one? <br />Why did the chicken cross the road?<br />Because he was stapled to the pig. <br />Why did the pig cross the road?<br />Because he was stapled to the cow.<br />Why did the cow cross the road?<br />To get away from the crazy farmer with the stapler. Karina Tuckerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09896952212134810657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543888125445678948.post-18503709530165226822012-08-13T07:16:32.757-07:002012-08-13T07:16:32.757-07:00I love that one from Calvin & Hobbes, too. Cal...I love that one from Calvin & Hobbes, too. Calvin has some great lines. Nice of you to drop by, Hannah!Jaleta Clegghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05442641418941475763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543888125445678948.post-15954912095570638682012-08-12T20:54:37.832-07:002012-08-12T20:54:37.832-07:00And that goes for any of my posts on the individua...And that goes for any of my posts on the individual questions. goodnight!Arkansas Bartholomewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05393483037411273895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543888125445678948.post-24587696944210677812012-08-12T20:10:28.050-07:002012-08-12T20:10:28.050-07:00And feel free to leave me out of the drawing if I&...And feel free to leave me out of the drawing if I'm too late. Just wanted to share. That one for some reason always made me break down and giggle.Arkansas Bartholomewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05393483037411273895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543888125445678948.post-78905884195949308372012-08-12T20:08:16.963-07:002012-08-12T20:08:16.963-07:00Snorting stuff through my nose? Well, Calvin and ...Snorting stuff through my nose? Well, Calvin and Hobbs come to mind. Here's my favorite quote:<br /><br />“The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take milk for example. Why do we drink COW milk? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said. “I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze ‘em!”<br />- Calvin and Hobbes<br /><br />Followed by Hobbes saying something like "I'm not hungry anymore" His expression was priceless. =)Arkansas Bartholomewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05393483037411273895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543888125445678948.post-70637426010097863232012-08-10T21:19:04.478-07:002012-08-10T21:19:04.478-07:00Knock,knock! Who's there? Cow go. Cow go who? ...Knock,knock! Who's there? Cow go. Cow go who? No, silly. Cow go moo!Angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01445455787485222068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543888125445678948.post-28384695497306630512012-08-10T21:17:32.970-07:002012-08-10T21:17:32.970-07:00Person One: I saw a big line of people going towar...Person One: I saw a big line of people going towards the cemetery today.<br /><br />Person Two: Yeah, people are just dying to get in.<br /><br />VossVoss Fosterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05103339132058102578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543888125445678948.post-30516733366225948092012-08-10T19:59:35.989-07:002012-08-10T19:59:35.989-07:00A chicken visits Washington, DC. He decides that ...A chicken visits Washington, DC. He decides that he wants to visit the White House. So he walks up to the White House, knocks and a Secret Service agent comes out. "What do you want?" the man asks. "To see the President!" the chicken says. "He's in Ohio!" says the man. "At me?" the chicken asks.<br /><br />This only works in Spanish, where "El esta en Ohio!" sounds like "El esta enojado!" (He's mad!) <br /><br />I can't count the number of times I had to laugh at that one as a missionary.ishtheintrepidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08130282289821544632noreply@blogger.com